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Multiple bowleosis 

A condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. When contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. These side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don't contract the disease.

Some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer's disease. Bowlzheimer's is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.
John: After a few bowls of that Disneyland, I think it's time we embark.
Rob: Duuude, I dunno if I can get up from this couch.
Ava: Come on. We're on a mission, Rob.
John: Are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
Rob: I.. just don't know if I can...
Ava: He's got bowlzheimer's. We'll have to leave him behind.

John: Be strong without us.
Ava: Let's go!
Rob: Uhh...
The biggest cocaine industry hidden in inner city Detroit. Beneath the store front “Bowlero” some customers have reported the owner has a very large supply of cocaine and children in the basement of the building.
Do you wanna go bowling tonight?

Yah, let’s hit Bowlero Lanes in Detroit MI!
bowlero by muchy April 3, 2021
A physical activity, akin to a Burpee, but requires a toilet bowl and typically some form of food poisoning.

1) The exercise starts with a short run to the toilet bowl. Stand facing the bowel, drop to your knees with hands on the toilet seat or rim and elbows must reside below toilet seat level to ensure proper form. Insert head into the bowl and proceed to vomit.

When you feel the gravy train hedging for your anus then you MUST immediately move to the next step:

2) With your hands still on the seat, explode up from knees to feet. Quickly pirouette and drop your arse on the toilet seat and push for immediate relief. If there is time before you need repeat step one then I recommend you take that moment to wipe and flush.

The exercise can be performed without food poisoning but in-between each step, either perform 10 sit-ups, or get a friend to punch you in the gut, hard.

The exercise can also be intensified a follows:
1) reverse the order, shit first, vomit second.
2) enforce a no flush rule.
Last night I enjoyed a shellfish platter from a street vendor and then I spent the night doing bowlees.
Bowlee by molynda September 26, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026