Bowimism 

Being optimistic in an energetic, demanding, and EPIC way.

J: I just lost $600 in stocks! FML
B: WELL, GET IT ALL BACK THEN!!!!
J: I like your Bowimism!

Bowimism by JTG423 April 9, 2009

bowieism

the unwavering, unbreakable worship of david bowie. he is our master and has really kool eyes. he will rise again at the end of time and bring good music back to the earth. he will obliderate: gays, french people, the country of france, 50 cent, people who write krappy books, child molesters, fat chicks, n' the french language. some branches are queenism n' nine-inch nailism n' pretty much anyone that david bowie made a song with... ism

non-bowieist: i wish i was a bowieist, cuz' i dont wanna die at the end of time
bowieist: *kicks non-bowieist in the sack n' laughs, saying...*"u suck, n u kant join bowieism cuz' you're .00000000000001% french"

bowieism by nik doyle February 15, 2006