bowieism

the unwavering, unbreakable worship of david bowie. he is our master and has really kool eyes. he will rise again at the end of time and bring good music back to the earth. he will obliderate: gays, french people, the country of france, 50 cent, people who write krappy books, child molesters, fat chicks, n' the french language. some branches are queenism n' nine-inch nailism n' pretty much anyone that david bowie made a song with... ism

non-bowieist: i wish i was a bowieist, cuz' i dont wanna die at the end of time
bowieist: *kicks non-bowieist in the sack n' laughs, saying...*"u suck, n u kant join bowieism cuz' you're .00000000000001% french"

bowieism by nik doyle February 15, 2006

bowieist 

Any one who is a member of the church of Bowieism, a religion worshiping our lord and creator David Bowie

..And the Bowieists shall inherit the earth

bowieist by David Seddon December 11, 2007

Bowimism 

Being optimistic in an energetic, demanding, and EPIC way.

J: I just lost $600 in stocks! FML
B: WELL, GET IT ALL BACK THEN!!!!
J: I like your Bowimism!

Bowimism by JTG423 April 9, 2009