filthy botanist

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.

Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.

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botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

botanist by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

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n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

Urban Botanist by Troy M. December 18, 2005

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To describe a person who is good in botany

Brian is so botanistic that he got all botany exams correct.

Botanistic by canee May 16, 2022

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Some dumbass bitch who likes to look at trees for a living.

That botanist looks at too many trees.

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To define something botanistic or to describe something botanistic.

He is botanistically true.

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"that botanistphile fucked that tree bro"

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