Bortox
what a Bortox
Bortox by slickdikrick December 2, 2018
Botox-Mongol
Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.
About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.
He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
Related Words
Bortox • botox • Brotox • botoxqueen1968 • Bordox • Bortex • botoxicated • Botoxicologist • bertox • bootox
botoxqueen1968
botoxqueen1968 by F1SH ASF! March 8, 2021
hitting botox
hitting botox by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020
botoxymoron
someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.
"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."
botoxymoron by westward ho June 18, 2007
botox forehead
Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.
botox forehead by kitters February 8, 2013
BANGS not BOTOX
The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
BANGS not BOTOX by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026