Bortloaf 

Meatloaf with mayonnaise pasted onto it with a dirty paintbrush, usually done by gothic people during their gay & stupid satanic sacrifices involving wearing black nailpolish and maiming babies souls.

I slopped mayonnaise all over my meatloaf with a dirty paintbrush & ate it all up. Everyone enjoyed my bortloaf that night casue there were NO leftovers

Bortloaf by Sir Cumshire the 2nd January 9, 2005

boatloafer 

1) A shoe you would wear on a boat, or to look like a boat guy, like sperrys.

2) a guy who dresses like he owns a boat (usually wears a captains hat or a scarf) but doesn’t have a boat. A boat poser.

Guy 1: Dude, do you own a own a boat?

Guy 2 : I use too, but sold it

Guy 1: What a freakin boatloafer

boatloafer by Cyanid3vx December 18, 2022