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Bring home bread man 

The person in a household that makes the most money.
Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

boringerest 

the absolute most boring thing ever
YOU are the boringerest”
boringerest by zoejb February 18, 2024

Bring Me The Breakfast 

Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.
Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".
Bring Me The Breakfast by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Bread Boxing

Performing cunnilingus on a vagina with a massive yeast infection
After Bread Boxing my gf, I pulled two dinner rolls out of my cheeks.
Bread Boxing by NH [tos]sers February 28, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026