There's a condom behind that bookshelf
There's a condom behind that bookshelf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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it's on my bookshelf
a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.
-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.
it's on my bookshelf by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015
the spider is on the bookshelf
simply means "everything is alright, relax"
was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.
Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.
the spider is on the bookshelf by t.nu August 26, 2009
sorting my bookshelf out
'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'
sorting my bookshelf out by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015
bookshelf ass
a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on
bookshelf ass by ronnie_e May 14, 2009
empty bookshelf
Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.
Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.
empty bookshelf by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010
Building a bookshelf
A code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)
guy 1: "hey bro you build that bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"
guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"
guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"
Building a bookshelf by dr. carpenter man March 27, 2010