booder

a child, an adorable innocent human being

The booder's smile made the grandmother's heart melt.

by BAPFITU September 23, 2020

Booder

A small furry creature who enters your home in the oddest of ways with a long snout who eats all your food and decides to stay and grows at a crazy rate. Upon eye contact it will jump at you

“The booder is eating my food”

by Realgirlinvisible555 March 20, 2024

Booder

Equivalent to asshole or jerk

Derick was being such a booder yesterday when he stole your car

by Flanders Stone March 26, 2024

booder_chan

literally booder_chan

areee booder_chan

by booder_chan December 29, 2022

Spooder Booder

The thorax area of a spooder.

Did you see that spooder on the porch? Her spooder booder’s making spoody woobs.

by Peaflowertea October 16, 2020

fruit booder

1. A roller blader.

2. Someone who roller blades.

The Fruit Booder was seen blading down broadway boulevard.

by rustyn November 28, 2017

Shirt Booger

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

by drizzle roach June 5, 2013