Boob Zipper

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)

That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.

Boob Zipper by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010

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boobripper

Some/any one/many who (or in a case of matter - what) rips boobs of an in any way shape or form.

A (a person of any gender, if any): Are you a jabroni?
B: No, but I sure am a boobripper! Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, god, geez, don't hurt me.
B: Me ripping off boobs is what ya want now, is it huh?
A: You asshole! Suck your own!
B: Fuck you!

boobripper by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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