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Boney T

A very attractive yet real skinny guy named Tony From Humble, TX. He lived in Kenswick and had a lot of female "friends" so to say, People always wondered how he can get so many women for the fact that he was so Skinny.
Friend 1: How can that skinny basterd get so many fine looking women

Alex: Thats boney T, He must be hung to his knees or something.

Friend 1: Oh that explains it, he sure looks boney, Lucky bastard
by ticklemonster May 21, 2009
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Boney Tail

A guy who is bald on top and has a pony tail in the back.
I have no good example. I recently heard it on a radio show. "Look that guy has a boney tail!"
by sdurbansur September 2, 2010
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T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone.
Kevin: yo cvs was out of condoms for T-bone Tuesday

Tyron: looks like your girl won’t be getting that extra bone she deserves.
by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019
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T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.
Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother
by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019
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boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon
"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"
by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016
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Hot T-Bone Steak

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.
After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.
by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004
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Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
by oso31 June 19, 2007
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