boner dance

It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.

"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."

by Andre January 5, 2005

Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 30, 2014

dance boner

The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.

"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."

by Cliff Thomas June 13, 2005

Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.

by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006

Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during ANY type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him last night at Homecoming.

by BasketOfFish September 19, 2008

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

bone dance

contrary to the above, the best possible euphemism for sexual intercourse.

So I was in my car, trying to do the bone dance with my special lady friend, and then this other car drove up, so i tried to beat ass out of there, but ran over a fence post.

by brandon hall December 28, 2005