A huge walking erect penis, who steals others penises so that it can get bigger and harder. Be careful though unprotected sex attracts the beast.
Dude last night i banged Sara. -man 1
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
by M Smiddy July 22, 2011
Get the Boner Monster mug.17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.
by BEAN93x December 17, 2010
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