Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.

I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!

by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014

Math Class Boner

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

by JohnLevine May 3, 2011

bonermational

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

by johnnygoesbananass August 2, 2011

Bonermattaphobia

The phobia of getting a boner while getting changed with a large group of males.

A homophobic male may suffer from bonermattaphobia

by Crystal, Sarah, Eszter December 28, 2007

Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.

I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.

by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011