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math boner 

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.
I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!
math boner by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014

Math Class Boner 

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.
Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

bonermational 

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

Bonermattaphobia

The phobia of getting a boner while getting changed with a large group of males.
A homophobic male may suffer from bonermattaphobia

Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.
I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.
Bonermatic by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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