Boner Math

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The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

Boner Math by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

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math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.

I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!

math boner by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014

Related Words

Boner Math • math boner • Math Class Boner • Bonermatic • bonermational • Bonermattaphobia • Boner Machine • Boner Material • boner • boner-killer

Math Class Boner

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

Math Class Boner by JohnLevine May 3, 2011

bonermational

Something that is informational and gives you a hard on simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen those eyehandy videos on Youtube ?

Guy 2: Yeah man they're so bonermational !

bonermational by johnnygoesbananass August 2, 2011

Bonermattaphobia

The phobia of getting a boner while getting changed with a large group of males.

A homophobic male may suffer from bonermattaphobia

Bonermattaphobia by Crystal, Sarah, Eszter December 28, 2007

Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.

I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.

Bonermatic by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026