Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 6, 2017

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

by Urban Dan May 5, 2009

ET Bone Home

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.

Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."

by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020