An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

Home Owner Boner by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

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Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

Bone Home by Urban Dan May 5, 2009

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ET Bone Home

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.

Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."

ET Bone Home by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

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Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

Homer Boner by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

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