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raging home boner 

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

raging home boner 

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).
They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

Bone Home 

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"
I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.
Bone Home by Urban Dan May 5, 2009

ET Bone Home 

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.
Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."
ET Bone Home by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

Homer Boner 

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.
Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner
Homer Boner by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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