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Bologna ring

A massive turd that curls around in the toilet bowl that looks like a boa constrictor.
Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.

Cletus: How so ?

Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.

Cletus : What about the next man up ?

Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
Bologna ring by cut the cards March 12, 2026

Ring Bologna 

A turd that resembles an anaconda!
I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!
Ring Bologna by Skillzzz August 10, 2023

Bologna Rings 

The rings of sweat that form under someone's arms due to a stressful situation.
Did you see the bologna rings on that guy?
Bologna Rings by Jacksonz04 August 4, 2012

Ring Balogna 

When one fucks themselves in the butt with their own penis.
Go ring balogna yourself.

bolognalingus

The act of eating food in a very erotic manner.
"Dude, the way she's hittin that plate of linguini it looks like she's perfoming bolognalingus!"
bolognalingus by salcat June 24, 2009

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026