Virgil: I ate too much chickpea
noodle spaghetti and paid the price.
Cletus: How so ?
Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked
like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
Cletus : What about the next man up ?
Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the
toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a
mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days
work I guess.