Bologna Man

The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.

He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.

I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!

Bologna Man by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

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Balogna Man

An ancient and evil entity, on the same level as the boogie-man, but 10 times more terrifying and powerful. Balogna man is gonna get you tonight, he waits under your bed.

Shamay, the balogna man was after me lastnight, good thing I jumped under my covers, everybody knows blankets make you invincible and undetectable to the balogna man

Balogna Man by DooshBagg69 May 21, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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