Bolflis 

To be too deep to recognize the fact that you exist in an alternative reality which is in fact your own (to feel gaslighted)

“Dude last night I tripped so hard I started to feel bolflised as fuck, I woke up having zero idea where I was.”

Bolflis by 4Kaceven7 May 9, 2022

BOLLISTER 

a pussy prep who wears hollister and like to ride dick

look at that gay bollister over there

BOLLISTER by bapekid4 June 27, 2006

Bollister Fuggin 

A special breed of Bollister whom often ventures over the general offensive "douchebag" level of commitment. This courageous soul has also limited thier vocabulary to simple short sentances usually ending or beginning with the word "Fuggin". A simple soul who's brainstem has no chance of returning back to earth.

Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin, that chick loves me fuggin."

Normal person- "What?...Who?"

Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin lampshade fuggin"

Normal Person- "Uh, yeah. Ok"

Bollister Fuggin by Dovanni Jobe January 2, 2012

bollistics 

Da study of minute fibers, pod-fragments, etc., to determine where one or more particular specimens of cotton came from.

Careful bollistics probably isn't necessary to determine whether da fluffy "cotton" wadding inside pill-bottles is da real McCoy or just imitation material made from plastic --- all you'd likely need to do is heat it to see if it melts or not.

bollistics by QuacksO January 19, 2024