A constipated shit, that just can't come out.
The doctor told me that I risk massive damage to my anus if I force out my bojo. What does he know, I just want it out, even if it kills me!
Police say the victim appears to have been split in to two from sholder to nipple. The man managed to use the very bojo that killed him to smear a final message onto the bathroom floor, "freedom". Police suspect this to be self inflicted, but aren't ruling out foul play from outside influences.