Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.

My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.

Boing Shloing by Random person from warrensburg June 1, 2018

Sploing Boing 

Aw hell naw

Guy: stop beating my child with a lead pipe
Other guy: No
Guy: Sploing Boing

Sploing Boing by Erm... Vengence April 8, 2022

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Shlong bong 

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

Shlong bong by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

Shlong Bong 

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

Shlong Bong by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

Shlong-bong by Robert Robert May 18, 2021