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Game played on now defunct childrens' TV show Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. Involves going into a public place, and taking it in turns to shout the word "Bogeys." Each time it has to be louder than the time before. The winner is the one who is louder or has the biggest bollocks. Bottling it disqualifies you.
Dick: "Bogies!"
Dom: "BOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Dick: "You win."
Bogies by Nimbuspony April 3, 2008
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yo dun, you got a bogie?
bogies by FatJewanimalthug September 15, 2003
The crustaceous, or lumpy snotty waste product which develops up ones nostrils, usually removed by either blowing ones nose into a handkerchief or by picking ones nose.
He picked the bogies from his nose and ate them.
bogies by wakokid October 12, 2010

vadge bogies 

Mucus clumps of white semi-solid discharge found in or around the vaginal area, usually during or after intercourse.
"damn baby, the bed sheets are covered in your vadge bogies... pass the toilet paper!"
vadge bogies by SpiderMaguire January 17, 2008

eye bogies 

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.
'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'
eye bogies by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

Cock Bogies 

The solidified fluids left on your penis after coitus.
Gads man, my jizz and your juices have covered me in cock bogies!
Cock Bogies by Ross Harrison December 25, 2007

toe bogies 

a collection of grotty matter usualy found between toes when removed smell resembles that brown stuff at your doorstep.
'took my trainers off last had a stack of toe bogies enough to feed the world from starvation'
toe bogies by bumholio October 8, 2005