When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.
Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?
Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.
Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.
by divinas commedia September 12, 2011
Get the Scottish Bog Trottermug. Metrosexual mountain bikers,gaining altitude as well as a reputation.... Often seen sending it.... Berm bashing... Around Bolton....
by Captain Mattski July 31, 2022
Get the Harwood Bog Trottermug.