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bobby joe 

A ghetto country name, typically used by high school students bored in class.
Hey bobby joe

Whats up billie sue ray lynn
bobby joe by fhs2014 October 8, 2013
Words you can keep

Bobby joe 

A person that is good lookin well known for music and know how to get lit asffff
Omg Bobby joe has good music

Ikr
Bobby joe by John Cienna April 15, 2018

Bobby Joe 

REALLY HOT BIG BALLS, NO QUESTION. HAIRY IN PLACES. LIVES ON A COUNTRY SIDE IN ALABAMA. LOVES HIS SISTER. HAS ALL THE BOOBIES.
BOBBY JOES COCK IS MASSIVE!

Bobby Joe 

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter 

She's beautiful, but a bitch.
Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

bobba joe 

A weird girl/boy who needs to go to therapy. They have the best friends and have no artistic ability
bobba joe by Dagoat.129 January 5, 2017

bobbyjoedoodle 

bobbyjoedoodle is a cat griller
bobbyjoedoodle by MonthlyKills April 27, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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