Bobby's Mom

Bobby's mom is the most enthusiastic, up-against-the-wall MILF seen yet. She's defined as the world's only high-capacity sperm receptacle. If you see her in the distance, approach with caution. Once she has her gaze on you, you are "finished".

Dude 1: Did you hear? Bobby's Mom is in town and she's at the Whole Foods!
Dude 2: Noice! I bet you she'll be in aisle 13, cause that's where all the snacks are at.