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bob and tom 

Morning Talk Show guys. Funny as Hell.
All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and some coffee.
bob and tom by Mamaha68 June 11, 2007
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Bob and Tom 

A radio "talk" show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. These two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. Also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.
Reginald: It's morning, I guess I'll listen to 101.5.

turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*

hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...
Bob and Tom by Xzonza 1 January 22, 2010

bob and tom 

Morning Talk Show guys. Stupid as Hell.
All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and half a capsule of cyanide.
bob and tom by Gaylen Young February 11, 2009

The Bob and Tom Show 

America's number one rated morning radio show
The Bob and Tom Show is the funniest thing on the radio and Kristi Lee even makes the news entertaining.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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