Bnäkl! 

Acronym for "Batterinivån är kritiskt låg!", which is the Swedish translation of the critically low battery warning message you get at 5% on Samsung Galaxy S5.

"You: My battery is at 5%!
Me: Bnäkl!"

"Bnäkl! 4%"

Bnäkl! by Carrot Fly October 15, 2019

bnake

A lowly peasant backstabbing bastard who will stop at nothing to ruin your life.

Sush - Yo we're going to the library to study, come thru
Vishal - Okay I'm coming with Pranav
(10 minutes later)
Vishal - Yo sush wya? I'm here
Sush - Fuck you I'm not coming I want you to fail and drop out you fucking stupid cunt
Vishal - Omg.. you're a bnake bnake

bnake by 3DayWeekend23132 April 18, 2018

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

Michael Beakley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Baklaag 

An evil entity who's goal is for you to not finish your video games. He also enjoys when you get a game over.

Also enjoys Buk Buk Buk 'ing when you fail.

A mascot of sorts for the epic website known as the Backloggery

-Baklaag's Song-
Go forth, my minions,
buy a shiny new game!
The merchants will thank you,

though wallets might blame.

So many adventures
for you to begin!
Ignore your old titles,
it's hardly a sin.

Let those kingdoms rot,
whose worlds you've seen.
For if you bring closure,
you'll just end the dream.

Though maidens may weep,
ever locked in their tower.
And villains rejoice,
secure in their power.

You need not mind,
you'll be safe in a trance.
Chasing every new fad,
you don't have a chance.

So heed not the calls,
"Everyman!" and "Good luck!"
And feed the unfinished
while I "BUK BUK BUK!"

Baklaag by Master_Ickolas June 11, 2010

Bakluvit 

Luscious, sexy, sweet, voluptuous, full-flavored, original, authentic, charming, playful, fun, kind-hearted, well-gifted, and tastefully arousing. Bakluvit is a culture encompassing a core essence of positivity, laughter, life, and love.

Also known as, The World's Most Lovable Baklava.

Bakluvit at first bite :)

Bakluvit by Bakluvit January 26, 2011

baklava 

A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.

Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares

baklava by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

Baklol

A Baklol is a person who is supposed to be stupid. It is a Bihari word, generally used by the people of Bihar and Eastern Uttar Pradesh in India.

You baklol! Mind your lnguage.

Baklol by Pin2 October 18, 2010