Blumpkin XR

When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.

"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"

Blumpkin XR by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) December 24, 2007

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Blumpkin XR

The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.

(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)

Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!

Blumpkin XR by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR December 29, 2007

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blumpkindred spirit

A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.

Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.

blumpkindred spirit by Cuntoleezza Rice October 28, 2007

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blumpkinrhea

Having loose, liquid, or explosive bowel movements while getting your dick sucked.

Chris had to take some Pepto after having a bad case of blumpkinrhea.

blumpkinrhea by Ripdawg January 20, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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