Blumpkin XR 

When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.

"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"

Blumpkin XR by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) December 24, 2007

Blumpkin XR 

The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.

(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)

Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!

Blumpkin XR by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR December 29, 2007

blumpkindred spirit 

A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.

Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.

blumpkindred spirit by Cuntoleezza Rice October 28, 2007

blumpkinrhea 

Having loose, liquid, or explosive bowel movements while getting your dick sucked.

Chris had to take some Pepto after having a bad case of blumpkinrhea.

blumpkinrhea by Ripdawg January 20, 2010