Blumpkin XR

When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.

"Oh baby I'm hungry"
-"Mmm, eat this Blumpkin XR, ho!"

by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) December 24, 2007

Blumpkin XR

The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.

(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)

Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!

by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR December 29, 2007