blue thunder 

An appropriate term for Viagra.

The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."

blue thunder by fjordy December 28, 2005

Blue Thunder 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

Blue Thunder by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

Blue Thunder 

A term used in the NYS Prison system for hand rolled cigarette made from the butt ends of older cigarettes and then wrapped in the blue outer wrapping that the individual toilet paper rolls come in. The term derives from the harshness of the tobacco and the limited smokability of the improvised rolling papers causing thunderous coughing. Mostly limited ti reception where many have not been able to buy commissary or receive outside packages yet.

Man, that Blue Thunder is ripping my lungs up!

Blue Thunder by exjailbird August 4, 2020

blue thunder 

Slang term for a police helicopter

hey look at the blue thunder coming to arrest us

blue thunder by jtoen September 1, 2009

blue thunder 

A double headed dildo that has become an iconic figure on the Bulldawgs bench every week.

Dan wasnt having a good day at the plate until he licked blue thunder and got a taste of the good ol' days.

blue thunder by mikereeno October 16, 2011

blue thunder 

(n)Blue thunder means 'Fuck off'. Shortened version of the well known phrase "Blue thunder, Fuck off!"

Sam: "Jack are you still working at Crows nest?"
Jack: "Blue thunder, fuck off!"

blue thunder by UKJuggalizzo October 10, 2005

Blue Bell Thundercunt 

Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.

And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.

All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.

Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-

Blue Bell Thundercunt by RenataMoPasta August 24, 2011