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Blue Cookies 

After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!
Blue Cookies by Monketbutt420 November 10, 2019

blue moo cookie dough 

A "kiddie" flavor ice cream found at UDF gas stations that is usually on sale. Employees often misspell this flavor and forget the "N" in "moon" which makes people think the flavor is called "blue moo cookie dough". Krista Clark loves to drift cars also.
I love when you take me to get blue moo cookie dough ice cream at UDF!

BlueCookies 

Very strong, a Pokemon Master.
BlueCookies is so strong he qualified for the Pokemon World Championships both years he entered.
BlueCookies by Mike Sankey July 14, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026