n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.
"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."
by SmoovB August 19, 2013
When a girl gives you a blowjob, and after you cum in her mouth, she spits it in the asshole of another girl.
My girlfriend gave me a threesome for my birthday and then she gave the girl joining us a brazillian blowout.
by sophonda peters October 27, 2010
A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 11, 2011
by Anonymous October 23, 2002
Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
by Luther23 April 8, 2010
when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.
That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!
That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!
by Ling Ling and Marquita October 17, 2008
by Headreelhigh September 12, 2016