Blow Jab 

When you go to preform a blow job, then you punch the guy in the testicles.

Guy 1: Why are you so sore?
Guy 2: My gf gave me a blow jab.

Blow Jab by dirtysincilla January 17, 2011

blowjab 

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

blowjab by captain melon January 21, 2009

blowjab 

A punch/jab performed while exhaling from the mouth. Very effective if done properly.

"Yo man did you see that fight yesterday?"

"Yeah bro, that guy knocked the other dude out with one blowjab to the face"

blowjab by Lolitsandy April 23, 2010

Blowjab 

It's when you cock slap your partner, or get slapped in the face by someone's penis.

Before she gave me a blowjob I gave her a blowjab

Blowjab by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022