Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Bloop

To fart. Came from an accidental noise made while farting, and is now used by starbucks employees to talk about farting in front of customers.

Sounds like it is said.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, sorry, I just blooped."

by hurricane03 June 2, 2007

Bloop

The act of getting your knob slobbed while dropping the Cosbys' off at the pool!

Also known as a Blump or Blumpkin.

Brian always gets at least one Bloop a day from a hot bitch while he sits on the toilet

by Brian Bloopo-El March 24, 2006

bloop bloop

A nick-named noun otherwise known as XBox 360 Achievements, referring to the sound that one's television makes as the achievement is displayed at the top of the t.v.

*On XBox 360 headset talking over Live
Rob: Hey Patrick.....
Patrick: What?
Rob: Bloop Bloop! (Gets achievement on XBox) Haha bitches!

by jussme March 30, 2008

bloop-bloop

The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.

My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.

by MehsMehs June 3, 2005

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 30, 2021

bloop bloop

adorable

Manuel is so effin bloop bloop.

The puppy is bloop bloop.

by yo_noods April 19, 2009