Bloobp 

eating with your eyes closed

i bloobped the other day.

Bloobp by Jonathan Smith William 111 October 2, 2021

bloopyaya 

Nonsense word “created” by an illiterate idiot after their cultural appropriation of booyaka didn’t succeed in making them look cool

I have no friends because I’m an annoying, codependent, narcissistic dolt begging for attention. But I’m still better than you. #bloopyaya

bloopyaya by NotWhoYouThinkIAm67891 November 27, 2022

bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

tops blooby 

awesome, cool, rad

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby

tops blooby by finn human December 11, 2013

bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.

Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"

bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

Blooper reel 

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

Blooper reel by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

Boobpecks 

When a female is so muscular around the chest area

She’s got some huge boobpecks

Boobpecks by Prophet of words January 13, 2021