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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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blondetage

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.
I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.
by peckerle May 12, 2011
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blondetastic

a random word you use in place of another word that means silly or funny
no way! that is totally blondetastic
by emmylee7 June 7, 2009
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