Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.
Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!
Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!
by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021
Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 1, 2015
A nerd-type who fails their military duty, hides behind a computer feverishly opposing war of any kind by typing their delusional opinions in hope someone will bite. A Coward who fills the void by devoting many wasted hours hacking away at a keyboard, usually arguing with retired folks who have a mind of their own and have served their country. A “Wanna-be Hippie”, but lacks the motivation to get off their butt and go to rallies.
Josh, get off that computer and go to bed, you have to work tomorrow, it's midnight, stop being a war blogger. Ok mom, just a minute more, there's this creep from Georgia talking about why we should be fighting in this war...
by Bustedjaouted September 10, 2007
Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)
The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.
The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.
The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.
The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.
"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."
"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."
"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"
by The Super Villain June 25, 2009
That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!
by danielkayam May 15, 2006
A person who steadily collaborates photos of people who are thinner and cooler than them, hanging out with people cooler than their friends, in places cooler than they've ever been. This person doesn't really commit themselves to the trends that they copy out of russh and oyster mags, but lets their 'blog do the talking' about their unique style.
They then intersperce the photos that they have taken of their sisters/friends/from google with commentary that is largely irrelevant or selfrighteous, and not a lot more than what everyone else has been saying. Seem to think other people give a shit.
They then intersperce the photos that they have taken of their sisters/friends/from google with commentary that is largely irrelevant or selfrighteous, and not a lot more than what everyone else has been saying. Seem to think other people give a shit.
*Watching a girl walk down the street with a studded leather jacket and fake raybans*
-'Ooh, bang on trend' (sarcastically)
-'Yeah, definately a fashion blogger'
-'Ooh, bang on trend' (sarcastically)
-'Yeah, definately a fashion blogger'
by smit1993 June 28, 2010
When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...
It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."
Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."
Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."
by redraider70 January 23, 2010