A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.
Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away
by annoyed blogger December 23, 2011
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags July 14, 2011
Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.
by zndnc July 15, 2011
one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.
by particleman December 5, 2006
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
by elwags June 6, 2011
*two high school students making out behind the school*
Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?
Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*
Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>
Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?
Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*
Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>
by rymenoceres September 5, 2011
Weight gain in the gluteal region which is directly related to spending large amounts of time blogging.
Susan realized she would have to spend less time blogging and more time exercising to keep from getting blogger's butt.
by esfingecolibri November 11, 2007