Blodgie

Another word for wedgie. When your underwear or pants go up your bum crack

I’ve got a blodgie

by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

bloagie

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008

bloagie

A bloagie was defined on the Preston and Steve show as a man receiving fellatio from a female while eating a hoagie. Most notably at any Wawa location or wherever a hoagie may be found. Said act is also acceptable to be performed on a female by a male or another female as well.

As I walked into Wawa at 3am to get a sandwich, I saw a guy parked in his car in the middle of a bloagie.

by Wes J November 12, 2007

Bloogie

Noun referring to a specifc object of which the user cannot immedietely remember the name of.

Avi: “Hey, can you hand me that bloogie from over there?”

by Shmielmeyer May 23, 2018

bloagie

Getting a blowjob, while eating a hoagie.

Last night, i was gettin blown, but i was so hungry it turned into a bloagie!

by jay monay November 17, 2007