When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.
Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.
Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.
Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.
Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.
Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.
by miss.louise May 14, 2007
It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip
by Prick100 July 26, 2014
A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich
Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 6, 2019
When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"
Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
Man, I'm full bloated!
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
The excuse that she uses for when her tummy sticks out further than her tits
Usually post lunch the stomach will be suitably full of wind and provide a sufficient excuse
The tummy doesn't really stick out much but because the boobs have no side profile (due to deflation) the tummy protrudes more than the tits
Usually post lunch the stomach will be suitably full of wind and provide a sufficient excuse
The tummy doesn't really stick out much but because the boobs have no side profile (due to deflation) the tummy protrudes more than the tits
by Big Poppa Savage July 30, 2023
by Cody, for Jenny <3 June 30, 2011