1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).
Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.
"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"
"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"
by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005
a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face
you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?
someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )
someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )
by JDS11 August 19, 2009
by MofoSam June 10, 2003
The weather condition that consists of very extreme snow conditions, often including extreme winds, low visibility, and harsh conditions.
by Burritney August 20, 2006
by Tryshavingho March 26, 2006
When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.
Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.
by Anpistom November 4, 2020
1) A video game company who says they will release a game in 1999 but actually releases it in 2003. This has happened twice.
1a) A video game company that makes a game, monkeys with it for 5 months, screws it up, leaves it for dead and makes another game, yet strangly enough keep winning awards.
2) My favorite treat at dairy queen.
1a) A video game company that makes a game, monkeys with it for 5 months, screws it up, leaves it for dead and makes another game, yet strangly enough keep winning awards.
2) My favorite treat at dairy queen.
by 1998 April 3, 2004