Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".

Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.

Blind Swipe by acrobatcat September 27, 2012

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A Blind Sniper

A person whose skills are insanly good at shooters or at games in general

Why does he always beat me?
He's A Blind Sniper you have no chance against him.

A Blind Sniper by TrueSmolPP November 22, 2021

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blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

blind sniper by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019

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