A nickname given to a half-Japanese, half-white baseball player who is usually very fast and gets a lot of hits like Japanese baseball player Ichiro Suzuki
Means "bleached Ichiro" because the person being nicknamed is half white.
Means "bleached Ichiro" because the person being nicknamed is half white.
by pababeruthkid June 14, 2009
Get the Bleachiro mug.Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.
Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.
Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.
Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .
Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.
Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!
Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!
Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.
Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.
Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.
Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .
Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.
Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!
Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!
Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.
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The act of taunting and verbally abusing professional athletes from the bleachers. The taunting consists of comments that one would never consider saying to said athlete or any other stranger walking down the street.
That fan sitting courtside was acting real bleacher brave as he mouthed off at Boston Celtic Marcus Smart, when he fell into the crowd chasing down a loose ball.
by R_G November 23, 2019
Get the Bleacher Brave mug.This move is when you straddle a commercial toilet backwards and shit on dry land at the front of the toilet, leaving it for an unsuspecting victim. If left long enough, it should become malodorous. The final product should resemble a piece of drifwood washed up on a beachfront.
by Jon Cartwright January 15, 2009
Get the Beachfront mug.Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
by Luigi the real one stop stealing my name May 3, 2006
Get the anal bleaching mug.Bleachie a racial slur or a offense word used against people with light skin no matter there ethnicity
by Jdjjdd August 29, 2023
Get the Bleachie mug.A frequenter to baseball games who chooses to sit in the cheap seats, ones without backrests. The phrase is most recognizable with fans of the Chicago Cubs. These fans are arguably considered to be the loudest, rowdiest, and most obnoxious fans in organized baseball. It is not uncommon for a bleacher bum to yell and curse at opposing team's outfielders, perhaps even throwing them a beer shower when the opportunity presents itself. The male bleacher bums tend to not wear shirts, even if the temperatures are highly unfavorable. Female bleacher bums are naturally encouraged to take their shirts off by their male counterparts, all for the love of the game...
The Bleacher Bums were out in full-force today at Wrigley Field, several getting ejected when they realized no more beer was being served after the 7th inning.
by Lefty2ndbaseman June 13, 2007
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