blasting off

to just not think and space out for a hot sec

Kate didn’t respond when i called her name, I bet she’s blasting off again.

blasting off by funtimesarefun March 12, 2019

blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

blasting off by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

Blasting Off

Cunning so hard, your partner falls off you.

I made such a load last night that Fleur went Blasting Off me!

Blasting Off by H4XOR13 September 28, 2022

Beasting Off 

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.

Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!

Beasting Off by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008

Office Blasting 

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.

Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!

Office Blasting by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012