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Blast Shart

The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”

Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Blast Shart by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025
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Blart shart 

To shit yourself while blarting, shitting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.Usually accompanied by a special musical tune that's special to the Blart, made by the combination of fluttering asscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.
"We've got to go now Jenny-I just tried to fart and I Blart sharted all over the place.Its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal."
Blart shart by Solomacn November 27, 2012

shartgun blast 

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments
I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!
shartgun blast by Ogo1984 July 15, 2010

Blast the shaft 

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.