blarf

When you barf and laugh at the same time. Truly disasterous.

the party was so mindblowing I blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. Good thing it isn't my house.

by ashenalar February 28, 2004

blarf

An expression of disgust, being a combination of "blech" and "barf."

when I saw her bend over, I was like "Blarf"!

by Barrack Trump February 16, 2017

blarf

When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.

John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.

by Kenton December 18, 2003

blarf

The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.

The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.

by Veaman October 22, 2006

blarf

1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious analysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane

"Ew, gross! I just stumbled over a huge pile of feminist blarf!"

Tumblr is full of blarf.

by Fleetlord_Atvar April 3, 2013

blarf

What is blarf? The world may never know.

Teacher: “Everyone give one word to describe themselves”
Austin: “Blarf.”
Teacher : “Hmm, blarf? Haha I like it... arf arf blarf.”

by BenBackWood April 19, 2018

blarf

It is the cross meaning of a blanket-scarf. Usually worn during the winter in very frigid areas. Originated by the STZ New Yorkers

Omg, I'm so cold. Why don't you just wear your blarf? It's huge.

by Mashadi jews February 1, 2015