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Blake Griffin 

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.
"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."
Blake Griffin by the nator gator April 20, 2013
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Blake Griffin 

One of the most hated NBA players because he will put you on a poster if you're not smart enough to get out of the way once he takes flight aka BG or BG32.
Pau Gasol got posterized so many times by Blake Griffin that he developed vertigo.
Blake Griffin by biased nba fan August 8, 2014

Blake Griffin 

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them
Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.
Blake Griffin by Pseudonym41212 March 18, 2011
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