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Blacks at oakton 

All da niggas in the school are phonies yo. Them niggas wear roca wear and sean john. They think they tha hardcore niggas ready to fuck ya'll up. THATS A MOTHER FUCKIN JOKE DAWG. All the niggas in oakton yo, they group together and talk trash to you and say they gonna mess you up. If you get to the point where your ready to fight all them niggas back the fuck up and say something stupid like...."yo man you dont know who da fuck you playin with dawg, i dont wanna hurt you" or " man if my arm wasnt messed up from ballin i would fuck yall asses up now!". THEY ALLLLLLLL PUSSIES. STRAIGHT UP. But that nigga george is tight as hell. Keith is a white man trapped in a nigga's body, that mother fucka talks like a fuckin gangsta on da phone with his girl and around all dem niggas up at oakton. Then the next time you see him ass hes talking all preppy like a mother fuckin white politician. ITS CRAZYYYYY
THE MOST HARDCORE OAKTON EVER GOT WAS MARCUS and KYLE WILSON
KEITH: YO WHA UP BABY GURL WATCHA DOIN TONIGH YOU WAN ME GO AND BRING YOU SOME SUGA
BLACK GIRL: YEA COME ON OVER BABY
KEITH: AIGH I HOLLA AT CHOUR DIGITZ IN A FEW. YA HURD?
BLACK GIRL: AIGHT CALL ME BABY!
((HANGS UP THE PHONE))

KEITH: Hey Bobby what are you guys going to do tonight?
Bobby: I dont know yet.
KEITH:Okay when you find out what you guys are going to do, can you give me a call? I think i might be going to the library with my girlfriend, so call me after 5 because I will have my phone on vibrate in the library. Thanks Bobby.
(( ON THE WAY TO HIS CAR))
RANDOM BLACK KID: KEITH PAYNNEEEEEEE!
KEITH: HOOOOT RAWWWWW WHA UP MY NIGGA!
Blacks at oakton by asdd!!!! May 4, 2005

blacks at oakton 

all dem fake ass niggas up at oakton think there all tough and can fight all y'all pussys when it comes down to it. dey aint got no hands dats why dey be fakin when people wanan fight dem aka MOE. dey think there "thugs" and dat dey be reppin da crips and shit, nigga you aint reppin nothin but ur last name bitch. then u got dem white muhfuckas dat think dey black walkin wit there air forces on, shiiiit check it yo u aint black get it straight and stop fakin. 'n theres a few black females at oakton dat jus be runnin dey mouf so damn much give it fuckin break nigga.
'n dats my word,i'm ghost ONE LOVE
marcus waz the most thug'ghetto dat oaktons eva had.
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