A Blackpool Traffic Light is a traffic light used to tell cars whether to stop or go. More specifically, located in the absolute shithole that is Blackpool.
Traffic Light (in Blackpool):*turns red*
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."
by Desiro January 8, 2026
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