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Bitch Text 

When a guy misses his bitch when she's away, and feels that he needs to tell her so he sends her a bitch txt. If he does this he looses an element of his manhood, hence the name, "bitch txt".
Sesh: I really miss her man.
Gav: Send her a txt you big bitch.
Sesh: Nah man, I don't wanna send her a bitch text.
Gav: Just send the fucking thing you big bitch.
Bitch Text by G.Willi August 4, 2008

Bitch Text 

A text sent to force another person to accept what the sender wants without allowing input from the person receiving the text. Such A text is designed to be a way for the sender to establish a result they want regardless of how it will impact others, while not allowing the recevier of the text to have any input.
Joe sent a Bitch Text to his Mother who was expecting Joe to drop off her Grandson to visit indicating “wondering if would be ok if we cancel because I am tired, I appreciate your cooperation.”
Bitch Text by Sudden Sam June 28, 2025

Chain text bitch 

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.
(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"
Chain text bitch by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010

Text Bitch 

Someone whom you text just to keep you company. You don’t have feelings for this person, but somehow you develop a daily routine with them :- updating about your day, sharing random thoughts with each other, banter and the occasional shoulder to cry on/support system.
Ben's been texting Katy almost everyday for over a month now but that's as far as it goes. She's just his text bitch. Anything more than that, is considered too much.
Text Bitch by dazedyetconfused48 January 22, 2020

one-text bitch 

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.
Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)
one-text bitch by mbs805 October 26, 2010

text message bitch 

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person
(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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