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Bitch Dick 

This is when three guys fuck one girl in the same hole, physically impossible yes, but the “bitch dick” would belong to the guy in the middle of the two other dicks. Similar to riding "bitch"(the middle of the back seat)in a car.
...to Ride Bitch Dick or to be Bitch Dick...

Dude it was so salty last night, me Sam and Samar banged this chick out and I had to ride bitch dick.
Bitch Dick by Woulfie November 11, 2008
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Bitch dick 

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck
Bitch dick by Tom January 24, 2003

bitch dick 

A guy with a very small cock. This person may have been a female (homo) at one point in time. Also known as a needle dick, popsicle stick, and or tooth pick.
Nick: Is that a guy or a girl?
Chris: I don't know but it has 2 belly buttons.
Nick: Ah...no dude thats not a belly button thats a bitch dick.

bitch dick 

a gay lady, or a crossdressing guy
person a: is that a guy or a girl?
person b: it's a bitch dick.
person a: oh.
bitch dick by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Bitch Dick 

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
Bitch Dick by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

Bitch-Dick

Someone who cuts you off on traffic making you slam on your breaks for no god damn reason
I was driving to work today and I had to deal with a bitch-dick.
Bitch-Dick by checah November 10, 2014

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.
no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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