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bitch cookie 

a really ugly fatass bitch
"holy crap shes such a bitch cookie damn"
bitch cookie by dylan5544 January 8, 2009
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Bitch Cookie 

She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
Time to crush the Bitch Cookie.
Bitch Cookie by The Metal King October 20, 2016

Bitch cookie 

Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
Bitch cookie by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.
Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

Cookie Bitch-Bastard 

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.
"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

Cookie Bitch 

Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)
"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
Cookie Bitch by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006

Cookie-bitch 

A woman who bakes really delicious cookies for her man and is only known and appreciated for her cookies.
Is this Cookie-bitch going to make me my favorite snicker-doodle peanut butter cookies before she sucks my dick.

Imma beat my cookie-bitch if she don't lay out them macaroons.
Cookie-bitch by kuciqueen June 24, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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